I am bored. Fear me.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
-->"... for he would often sit for hours, positioned on.... "

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
--> Air. I'm cool like that.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
--> uhhh Some song... Called "Get low" or something... I dunno.

4. Without looking guess what time it is?
--> 3:30?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
--> Lmao... so off... 2:52

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
--> My sister barking

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
--> I was outside yesterday getting outta a car.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
--> My Facebook profile..

9. What are you wearing?
--> Boxers and a Squirrel shirt.

10. Did you dream last night?
--> Yeah, it was creepy.... I had Green nails....

11. When did you last laugh?
--> Two seconds ago.

12. What are on the walls you are in?
--> I'm In a wall!?!? COOL! uhhh Posters?

13. Seen anything weird lately?
--> My sisters.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
--> Interesting.

15. What was the last film you saw?
--> The Nasty Show

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
--> Talent, Money and Unlimited wishes.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know?
--> My mom says I'm special...?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would it be?
--> No STDs.

19. Do you like to dance?
--> Am I getting payed?

20. George Bush:
--> Doesn't know about the wounderful Letter 4.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
--> Bertha the giant. She'll live in a fishbowl and when she gets fat, I'll feed her to whilst we both dine in HELL.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy,what do you call him?
--> Damien

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
--> Wassatwho?

24. What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates?
--> "AHA! Bitch, I'm Fo'RELLLLL"

25. Tag seven people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
--> Suck it.