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I am bored. Fear me.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
-->"... for he would often sit for hours, positioned on.... "

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
--> Air. I'm cool like that.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
--> uhhh Some song... Called "Get low" or something... I dunno.

4. Without looking guess what time it is?
--> 3:30?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
--> Lmao... so off... 2:52

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
--> My sister barking

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
--> I was outside yesterday getting outta a car.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
--> My Facebook profile..

9. What are you wearing?
--> Boxers and a Squirrel shirt.

10. Did you dream last night?
--> Yeah, it was creepy.... I had Green nails....

11. When did you last laugh?
--> Two seconds ago.

12. What are on the walls you are in?
--> I'm In a wall!?!? COOL! uhhh Posters?

13. Seen anything weird lately?
--> My sisters.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
--> Interesting.

15. What was the last film you saw?
--> The Nasty Show

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
--> Talent, Money and Unlimited wishes.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know?
--> My mom says I'm special...?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would it be?
--> No STDs.

19. Do you like to dance?
--> Am I getting payed?

20. George Bush:
--> Doesn't know about the wounderful Letter 4.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
--> Bertha the giant. She'll live in a fishbowl and when she gets fat, I'll feed her to whilst we both dine in HELL.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy,what do you call him?
--> Damien

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
--> Wassatwho?

24. What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates?
--> "AHA! Bitch, I'm Fo'RELLLLL"

25. Tag seven people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
--> Suck it.

Ahh I've finally found out what my DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET is.

I have always thought I didn't have one, that everyone I know knows at least one "something" about me. And eventually if you added up all that useless info, you'd get me. My brain. Whatever you'd like to call it.

But lo and behold, I have a dark cavity in my mind.
it is filled with a couple things I didn't even knew I had knowledge about.

I find that so amazing.

I DUNNO IF I SHOULD POST MY POETRY UP HERE.....
GAH

They're pretty O.k And what not. But they also are either obviously about my life/problems. Or when I put myself in other's shoes. Makes me sorta... Shy.
So, I mean if anyone wants tah hear/read em speak now.

halp?

I usually hate christmas.. But this one was exceptionally COOL!
The only great gift I got was GUITAR HERO 3... Amazingly old game but I AM SO HAPPY!
Anyways. I don't wanna rant about how cool it is because everyone knows and then I'll sound spoiled.

I went to my cousins house today for Christmas Lunch. I usually hate going to their house but this year was... fun!
My family is Italian and europeans think it's O.K. to drink after you turn a certain age... but the age they think is appropriate is 14!
So my family was giving me shots after shots of this stuff called Khalua and Frengelico (excuse my spelling). I had about 2 shot glasses and then around 3 espresso cups ofthe stuff.

WOW. It didn't hit me untill now ... About 3 hours later BUT I THINK I MIGHT BE DRUNK.
Anyways.
ME+SHOTS= DRUNK
DRUNK= AMAZING GUITAR HERO SKILLS!

That's right I BEAT REIGNING BLOOD!